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Femboy And/Or Twink Love Anonymous (ID: 8b6121)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  12837

Just how the hell does one get married to a femboy and/or a twink? Anyways?

Marrying a Femboy? | Merryweather Comic Dub

Shalissa (ID: 0349d2)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 12838

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You have to look like me

Snowbell (ID: 2795b8)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  12846

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Probably easiest to train your own.

Anonymous (ID: e65e25)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  12873

>>12838
You sure, though?

Snake (ID: a6a906)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  12883

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>>12837
Unfortunately, Snow is probably right; You've got to train one yourself from the ground up.

Alas, the process of becoming a femboy is an arduous one, and not all are particularly suited to it...

Anonymous (ID: a7b78c)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  12907

>>12883
Damn it...

Shalissa (ID: e41bab)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 12998

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>>12873
I am a certified femboy

Anonymous (ID: 8b6121)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13067

>>12998
Going to need some proof!

Maybe I could spooge in your mouth?

Shalissa (ID: 2caa67)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13078

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>>13067
Uhhh, sorry...

you'd have to ask Kady for permission!

Anonymous (ID: 8b6121)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13089

>>13078
Huh...

Anonymous (ID: f3980a)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13090

>>13067
Indeed. There was never any proof.

Kady on the other hand..

Shalissa (ID: e41bab)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13096

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>>13090
What about Kady?

(ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13102

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Which way Sigmarite;
Skink twinks, or squeak cheeks?

I probably could pull off a Skink frame, come to think of it... despite the lithe look to them, they're quite hulking compared to a man. Though, shoulders so cause me some trouble, still.

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>>13102
Between those two? Give me those squeaky cheeks right fucking now

(ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13114

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>>13110
>choosing the big ass slut who will betray you over the femboy bro who will stand by you no matter what
Typical.

Shalissa (ID: e41bab)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13115

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>>13114
>betray
"I betrayed-backstabbed my kin-kind for you as you did for me. We can only live-survive if we remain together-together."

Give
Me
The
Rat
!!!

(ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13116

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>>13115
You'll only reap ruin and disease! Not to mention absurd amounts of child support! And in the mean time you'll have to deal with her "he's just a friend" ratogre boy-toy she got from the shady crackhouse under the freeway!

The trad lizardbro wife(male) is infinitely superior.

Shalissa (ID: ade1f9)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13117

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>>13116
I'm going to completely dismantle and destroy this post before explaining why having a Skaven wife is better than (being gay)

>You'll only reap ruin and disease!

That's just racist. #NotAllRodents
>Not to mention absurd amounts of child support!
The only child support is that of a human man and his rat wife raising a family.
>And in the mean time you'll have to deal with her "he's just a friend" ratogre boy-toy she got from the shady crackhouse under the freeway!
This is clearly the thinly veiled projection of a skink-boy's cuckold fantasy. You don't want the skink. You want to watch the Skink get railed by Big Green Kroko-cock.

Shalissa (ID: 7760d3)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13118

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The following will be a Skaven vs Lizard waifu comparison with the green text representing the better of the two. (The Skaven)

>Only the most cheesy and romantic Italian dinners by candle light. (The light is probably actually a warpstone, adding to the allure of the atmosphere.)

VS: eating some gross ass crickets covered in dirt and a little bit of feces while their 12 other "Spawning pool kin" burp loudly and make the humid room smell like sweat and dead scales.
>cute little ear/whisker/nose twitches
VS: Goofy AHH deep faces and eyeball licking
>soft, sleek, and warm fur to keep you comfortable at night when cuddling
VS: disgusting leather like scales that feel cold and clammy
>She will bite someone for you unapologetically and without hesitation
VS: Their tail falls off and runs away, abandoning you. Probably uses the Great Plan as justification
>will literally fuck at almost anytime of the day anywhere because she's a down ass bitch
Mates like once ever two years
>meticulously keeps the den/nest clean and provide food
Spends their life in a swamp ass bog water and will eat everything in sight

(ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13120

>>13118
I will not abide by this lizard slander! Scales are SOFT and PLEASANT. They're not slimy or rough at all! And unlike nasty RAT fur, it doesn't stink, either!
Scales reflect the outside temperature, which means it'll match to whatever you give it. Unlike a shitty warm-blood rodent, this means you can use them to cool off, like a soothing pillow, instead of ending up sweating and uncomfortable while sleeping with your beloved skink boywife.

Rat simps just can't accept reality, smh

Shalissa (ID: 3c4908)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13121

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Thats it. When I get my computer up and running, I am now going to start playing WH Fantasy and MAIN as Skaven. I am convinced they are the superior faction. (Please forgive me Slaanesh, but I need that RATUSSY)

If anyone thinks their waifu race is better then we can duke it out on the field

Snake (ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13124

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>>13121
I will at least give you some credit for overcoming your simping for a chaos thot. Even if it does mean you've become a furry.

I need to get into Fantasy more. Old World looks like fun, and I fucking hate L shaped terrain of 10th 40k.

Shalissa (ID: e41bab)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13127

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>>13124
If I remember correctly, it's been fixed. (Also we were playing the ruins rules wrong.)

>>13120
What are baths? Clean fur will always trump dirty scales. (Scale-rot. Gross lol! Lmao) With a skaven wife you don't even need thick blankets what so ever. You don't have some heat leech that constantly feels like a cold latex glove at the doctor's office.

Scale fags get BTFO daily. Smdh.

Not a furry by the way. Just setting the record straight that between the two, skaven are superior.

Snake (ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13151

>>13127
Also a problem, but not what I'm complaining about. We did make ruins nigh impenetrable fortresses, though, to be sure. Very inconvenient.

L shaped ruins are more a map design complaint. It's why I had to pull from thematic maps instead. Base 40k maps are all the same. Because comp players and GW refuse to put forth anything not L shaped ruins.

>You don't have some heat leech that constantly feels like a cold latex glove at the doctor's office.

Bottom confirmed.
I don't have this issue, because obviously I'm on top.

Shalissa (ID: e41bab)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13153

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>>13151
Before my computer broke, I had a shit load of map implements in terrain such as circular mountain/hill/jungle/monument/ect pieces, rectangle buildings and even a environment effects like tornados. GW doesn't know shit when it comes to map design. I use fan made stuff more often then not.

Comp players are both based and cringe at the same time. It's wild. But for banter's sake, the only reason you hate L shapes is because you take more L's on the battlefield than the Imperium of Man itself.

>obviously I'm on top.

Yeah, sitting on top of a massive dick. Hah, gottem

Snake (ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13155

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Don't cry little Warhammer fan. Uncle GW's got enough Cadians to keep you poor your entire life.

JERRY! CUT THE GENERIC GUARD! BOYS GOT MONEY!

Snake (ID: ea48a2)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13156

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>>13153
L terrain is just boring. I loved that one map we did briefly with Boat. Big, detailed, loads of cover, weirdly split. More maps should be like that.

But I digress. I haven't really touched shit since they murdered my Guard.
At least the Necrons are still decent... Even if they're also short a bunch of models.

>sitting on top of a massive dick

God I wish I would never be caught doing something so gay.
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Shalissa (ID: 5429cd)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13158

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>>13156
>Split
Like your (and Boat's) asscheeks. The two of you can't stand before the might of Chaos and warpforged steel.

The guard are still pretty damn viable. It does suck that they sent a bunch of models to the void, but that's why I don't mind allowing legacy units. Because I enjoy fun over winning. (Good thing I have and do both often)

Also, another point in favor of the Skaven. The Imperium have ratlings: some of the best snipers in the galaxy. The Skaven canonical have the best sniper rifles in terms of range and power, (due to warpstone ammunition) and the best sharp shooters in the realms of fantasy

>God I wish I would never be caught doing something so gay.

>
You are incredibly gay my nigga

Snake (ID: f60378)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13161

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>>13158
They're plenty viable. I just hate Cadians, don't care for Kriegers, and think Catachans are only viable as scouts.

>The Imperium have ratlings: some of the best snipers in the galaxy.

Those are Hobbits/halflings.
The ratfolk equivalent would fall either under Beastmen auxiliaries, or Hrud. Which, because of one retard, is also the name for time beasts that can age a space marine til he dies of old age.

>You are incredibly gay my nigga

Impossible. Lizards have no balls, so they cannot touch.

Shalissa (ID: d40f75)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13162

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>>13161

>hrud

Not even close. Just because they both tend to live underground doesn't mean they're similar you RACIST 😤✊

Is what I would have said if I were not a refined and intelligent War Gamer. After all, WH40k/Fantasy is like Rick and Morty, and has been proven to raise your IQ by at least 20 points. This is gonna be an interesting comparison, and I have an opinion/observation of mine when comparing the very universes at the end to share. This will be multiple posts. Bare with me.

Its true: the Hrud and Skaven do have similar profiles. They both live in underground collectives, seem to show up almost out of nowhere; tunneling through the warp and infesting worlds in a sort of nomadic fashion. They even have a similar rifle known as a Fusil; that shoots out superheated warp energy at their enemies.
The Hrud were also depicted in a similar anesthetic and presentation to some of the Skaven as well. (Wearing tattered rags and robes to hide their features, weilding long rifles ect. Though you could chalk this up to simar design. I mean hell, those little Watcher guys that hang around the Dark Angels are like the cleaned up versions. If anything with the robes and rifles they were more similar to Jawas from Star Wars or some shit.) The Hrud are also said to wander in pods and packs or solo. Though that also is problematic because the Skaven mostly run in hordes of like 100's of thousands of rats at any given moment.

Shalissa (ID: 923198)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13163

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Now, while all of these similarities might look like a case to the untrained eye, I'd like to submit my case as to why the Hrud are not Skaven. The biggest strike against their appearance is that they used to have a tail, but I'll sort of cover that after this post.

I already semi dismissed the wastelander like appearances so I'll move on. (Seriously, long rifles aren't uncommon and many armies use warp based technology in their weapons as is)

"Tunneling" through the warp is also something that isn't unseen from other races. Apparently everyone and their mother can do it. Fuck I could tunnel through the warp if I really wanted to and had the Imperial nobel NEETBUX for it.

Another strike against this theory is that the Hrud are explicitly "Non-maleviolent." They are aggressive sure; much like how a bushman IRL might be, or some other nomadic tribe in fantasy, but they aren't out to conquest the galaxy or backstab each other constantly. In that regard the humans are actually more akin to Skaven. And the Tyranids are more like Skaven in their loctus like manner of plauging a land to 'consume'.
>image and prior image

Both have tails or at least some kind of appendage. Maybe it's one of their bendy appendages? Maybe over time they changed the tail with rodent like stripes/folds to be the Hruds iconic bendy shape? More on that with my final thoughts. Yeah. Its all coming together

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The real issue here is that GW was so sought out over 3rd edition, 4th, ect to make a clear difference in Fantasy and 40k (shifts in writers, artist, ect) that I believe they began to fuse, (and in many cases split,
like with the many, many different yet similar species of space lizardmen running around) different characteristics of the old ideas of fantasy with their 40k sci-fi creation. Think about it.

The imperium of man is ALL humans of the past and their flavors, with (heavy) sprinkles of Skaven society thrown in. (Not to mention they fused ogres and halflings in their faction) The tau empire is Nippon, but instead of being isolationists, they went the opposite ideology; orks in 40k are the Black Orks and Goblins fused (The Skaven of old and Goblins were pretty much fantasy's equivalent of 40k orks), all of the undead are basically Necrons, and the Tyranids are an odd Mashup of ogres, skaven, and undeath reskinnned as biological assimilation for flavor to create a new species.

>no balls so it's not gay

Reptile testicles are internal so you'd be rubbing their balls and prostate at the same time.

Mega gay

Shalissa (ID: e41bab)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13180

The real question isn't whether or not Skaven are based. The real question is "which clan is the most based?"

Snake (ID: 9b563a)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13185

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>>13162
>>13163
>>13164
I just want more space rats. Also, Skaven that aren't 100% murderfight, frankly. Skaven were best when they were handing prisoners radioactive knives to deal with an exsistential threat, honestly.

I really need to play that one game some time i had set up in WHF2nd Edition... It was a Skaven colony, essentially, heading up coast between roughly the Vampires, Empire and Kislev. Possibly further to the East, though I don't recall exactly.
Either way, they go up by boat, it was gonna start with a big shipboard battle, and then quickly escalate into Skaven-tier political hubbabaloo.

She wanted to play a Grey Seer, too, so she was gonna be the 'leader' of that little escapade. In quotations because, A, everyone knows she wasn't well liked by the Grey Seers generally, and B, they didn't send her with anyone scary to back her up.
Alas, as with many things, time and practicality inevitably get in the way...

>Reptile testicles are internal so you'd be rubbing their balls and prostate at the same time.

Fool. You assume I'd be the one fucking, and not the fuckee.

>>13180
Well I know who it's not.
Pestilence is cringe.

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>>13185
>I just want more space rats. Also, Skaven that aren't 100% murderfight, frankly.
Those exist. (Sort of.) And there are also Skaven that exist that are unnaturally loyal and structured. (For skaven.) There's an entire war clan dedicated to the latter. Skaven just get flanderized and typecasted into roles because its what warhammer players do. Like how people think all orks are screaming dakka choppa charge the door, one two buckle my shoe idiots, when there is an entire clan based on military tactics and subterfuge. (And lots and lots of kommandos)



>she want to be a grey seer

Who is she? Unless I missed a name or a player, I'm a little lost as to who you're talking about. Was it a character you rolled up?

Funny enough I was going to download the 2nd edition book and read the rules during my lunch breaks. I've also been listening to a lot more WHF lore videos while I work at night. I had been in the making of an evil races campaign or something, and funny enough, skaven came to mind. Something that I'm not sure if the rules would support, but would be fun would to be a party of trolls. Lizardmen also came to mind for a 'good' campaign. Basically anything to get out of the ordinary "I am a human guard!" Or "HON HON HON I AM VERY FRENCH" britonians teaming up with elves and shit. Then again sometimes simple is good enough.

The only real issue is that it's a wee-bit harder to justify multiple races in a party with WHF, but depending on the make up of a party I could make that shit work. I've come to find that individual session zeros can be handy for that sort of thing in addition to a group session zero.

I had a few ideas for each 'good' and 'evil' campaigns.

But I'm probably only going to do that once I get a grip with the rules and make my gaming discord a thing.

Shalissa (ID: e41bab)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13188

>clans

I'm gonna go down the main clans

Skyre = INTIAL D

Moulder = [Dr Livesy theme intensifies]

Pestilens = India/the UK

Eshin = metal gear/tenchu wrath of heaven

Mors = you loyal. You smart
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Snake (ID: 9b563a)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13189

>>13186
The books also do a fair job of representing Skaven that way. Though I will grant, they did have some moments in Gotrek and Felix where a ratman came out the woodwork to warn them of impending doom... Which is always funny.

>Who is she?

My sister; She rolled up a Grey Seer for our game, but I never got around to actually 'running' it.

>The only real issue is that it's a wee-bit harder to justify multiple races in a party with WHF,

Not necessarily. While there're difficulties with distances, order-aligned races are perfectly capable of allying, and things like Skaven, Tomb Kings, or even Orks are 'neutral' enough to work alongside those.
The trouble you'll find is if you want to pull a 'chaos' aligned faction. Beastmen, Chaos Dwarves, or what have you, are liable to be unable to join up.

Skaven, incidentally, have an official expansion.
It's fucking huge.

>>13188
You forgot the Grey Seers.
Albeit, they're technically an 'order' or a 'priesthood', but still, considering they basically grab any white-furred rat and say "You, you are one of us now", I think they ought count.

Incidentally, it just occured to me; One loyal Skaven we did get was the guy in Total Warhammer 2. Good ol' glasses bro.
Seeing his master, a Grey Seer, set to sacrifice his clan, my man ends up sinking his teeth into that Seer, and as a result is personally hired by the Great Horned Rat himself for being such a giggachad.

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>>13189
>Not necessarily. While there're difficulties with distances, order-aligned races are perfectly capable of allying, and things like Skaven, Tomb Kings, or even Orks are 'neutral' enough to work alongside those.
Admittedly, I am probably not as versed in fantasy as you are. My expertise lies in 40k (and even then, I'm not nearly as versed in some areas as other people. Lol)

I sort of viewed the alliances as more loose in some areas, but tighter in others. For example, I dont think a skaven and a lizardman would ever align together, but I might be mistaken.

Whereas in 40k, Eldar will never team up with anything slaanesh related, literally none of the factions will fight with tyranids, and its pretty rare when other factions do team up.

Though weird shit has happened before. Like the Blood Axes teaming up or even trading with other races, or orks signing up to ride with rogue traders as mercs

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>>13207
>For example, I dont think a skaven and a lizardman would ever align together
Eh, probably not if they're in charge at the very least... But if you can pull an elf and a dwarf in the same party you ought be able to pull the same... Just have to convince the lizard it's all part of the plan.

They were more amiable before, but after the rat men started poisoning the ancient primordial cumpool, the lizardmen are much more 'kill on sight'.

>Though weird shit has happened before.

The Imperium has actually fought alongside Necrons before
Don't ask me why. I don't remember, and it didn't matter.

There was a great story piece I heard off hand about an imperial officer and an ork warboss who became something of bros. Right before the final battle of their unified Foe, the ork betrayed him.
Said it wasn't personal. After all, you were hoping to do the same, weren't you?
The Guard officer put a sad smile, saying yeah. As alas, that was the only way it could end.

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It's pretty heavily implied with the skaven and lizardmen that they are eternal enemies. (They keep talking about the rat vs the serpent). Skaven are inherently afraid of lizardmen and lizardmen are inherently afraid of the skavens potential. I know you don't like ultimatums, but according to lore that is the case. Of course us as fans can weave that and make exceptions. (I mean thats what the writers are themselves aren't they?) When I say impossible, I am speaking figuratively. It isn't 0 percent, but so unlikely that you're more likely to see your own mother twerking during Thanksgiving dinner on the table
>The Imperium has actually fought alongside Necrons before
Yes. The sisters of battle to be precise; and interestingly it is implied they had a strange respect for them. Maybe the undead grandpas of the universe took a soft spot for our bolter bitches?

>Said it wasn't personal. After all, you were hoping to do the same, weren't you?The Guard officer put a sad smile, saying yeah. As alas, that was the only way it could end.

God that is a waste potential. It almost puts a tear to my eye that they would recognize each other's martial prowess and cunning. Had the writting been a touch different they could have admitted their subterfuge and remained bros after that

>The Imperium has actually fought alongside Necrons before

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fuck, remind me when I'm not tied as fuck but there is like a 6 part (like an hour and a half each) series about and ork on a rogue trader ship with his crew and they actually end up like best of friends by the end of it.

Like the ork actually goes out of his way to risk his life for his human mates. In a weird way its heart warming

Snake (ID: 9b563a)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13214

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>>13212
>It's pretty heavily implied with the skaven and lizardmen that they are eternal enemies.
Is it?
Lizardmen primary focus is typically Chaos, being built by the old ones specifically for that purpose; Fighting Chaos.

Skaven, meanwhile, are just a general threat. Yeah, they're afraid of the Skaven potential... Like everyone is. It's why they 'don't exist' in the Empire. Because it'd cause a panic, and worse, unify the skaven. But, for the Skaven themselves... They don't really have an 'enemy' in much of a sense. Lizardmen are certainly considered much more predatory, but they're content to wage quite long wars with dwarves far more often, and certainly invest more into the infiltration of human regions than that of the lizardmen.

Fan theory is still better, of course.
Fan theory gives me female skinks.
Albeit, femboy skinks are also fine...

Shalissa (ID: 1924de)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13215

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>Fighting Chaos.
The Skaven are arguably a species created by chaos

Everything is an enemy to skavenkind, especially other skaven
>Albeit, femboy skinks are also fine...
Nigga dont even try to lie to me. We both know you want a huge Krox plowing your ass

Anonymous (ID: 22ddb0)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13221

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>>13102
Just so we're clear: I'm getting a scale-covered male-wife if I make that choice who won't just cook, clean, do the laundry, and otherwise be helpful but will be up for constant cuddles as well as constant sex?

I mean... yeah... I could so use that... how the hell can I get my own skink ASAP?!

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>cook, clean, do the laundry, and otherwise be helpful

Hey, what do you know? You're describing what I do for my girlfriend IRL. Does that make me good boyfriend material?
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Snake (ID: f60378)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13249

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>>13215
Eh, only sort of. They are as much a threat to chaos as most anything else, as The Horned Rat is not one of the big four, and despite the frankly obvious connections (Mors to Khorne, Pestilence to Nurgle, ect), they don't seem to aid these gods.

Though as the Horned Rat is indeed still a chaos God, it becomes rather complicated...
Incidentally, the Under Empire expanded so large inside the realms of chaos, literal infinite space, that they spilled out into realspace in Age of Sigmar.

>We both know you want a huge Krox plowing your ass

Never been into 'bara' shit.
But I wouldn't exactly say no if one of those lithe, surprisingly strong, skinks had a go...
No balls, not gay.

>>13221
You'd definitely get the cuddles. Cold blooded creatures love a heat battery.
As to the rest... Well they are the lizardmen craftsmen. So they probably know how to cook. But you're probably gonna get mostly meat with some sweet sauces of jungle origin, and I'd expect it to be pretty rare.

>>13234
No. That makes you a good boiwife.

Anonymous (ID: 8b6121)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13253

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>>13249
Wonderful!

Snake (ID: f60378)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13272

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>>13253
>pic
Fool! You can't get your lizard boywife pregnant!
... Probably!
There is that weird thing some species of amphibians can do where they change their gender, but I'm sure that couldn't apply!

shalissa (ID: d20053)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13273

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I can get a boy pregnant. Its all about really laying down some dick inside like a stack of bricks. Smack it on the forehead and knock you unconscious on the first date. One of those nights where your lips are wrapped around that piece of meat and you're gagging like a common street whore, like Gllrrrruuuk, gluuuck, sslluuurpppt, nnyyyuuuk

But its not gay because I got my toes curled/crossed. That means it doesn't count
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>>13249
There's the main four, but just like any pantheon, those other gods compete for the title. Hell, some might even argue that gods like the Great Horned Rat are avatars of the other; splintered reflections.

I really want to like house Eshin for ninja shit, but the more I look at the mechanical guys and the twisted surgeons the more I'm aboard making an army with huge monsters and ratling gunners. (Maybe a sprinkle of death master?) That would be a fun army to play. Maybe ill look into playing it on table top simulator with people.

As for role-playing, I have two ideas for Skaven characters. A Dr Frank N Furter/ doctor Satan inspired 'summoner' (like a necromancer but with golems and patients), and a clan eshin sniper who also fights with poisoned punch daggers/ short swords


(And a tail with blades fixed to it)

Snake (ID: f60378)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13275

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>>13274
Skaven rarely work within one single faction only. Except for Pestilence anyway, as nobody wants to work with them.
Mixed organization is common. Especially with any agent of the Seers around.

I highly recommend you read Gotrek and Felix for Skaven at their best, by the way.
Bunch of parts from their perspective and it absolutely sells their mindset.

I wanna play a jezzail gunner.

Anonymous (ID: f3c153)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13276

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>>13275
>I wanna play a jezzail gunner.
Actual femboy mentality.

I just realized that a clan Moulder Skaven would probably be better off as an enemy for a party. A ninja or rat shooting warpfire is more PC material.

I was listening to the lore on some of clan Moulder's creations and they are pretty wild. That hellpit thing is a nightmare.

Snake (ID: f60378)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13277

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>>13276
The Skaven supplement for 2nd E fantasy has a Moulder option memory serves.

>Actual femboy mentality.

What's wrong with a clumsy ratboy bringing their overly long weapon everywhere, even in situations where the cumbersome thing is more a detriment than an advantage?

shalissa (ID: c0c57d)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: 13278

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>>13277
I'll probably read that first in addition to the main rules. Clan Moulder is basically pokemon; if you made your own Pokémon and evolved them through experimentations, vivisections, and drugs
>What's wrong with a clumsy ratboy
Rat boy (Chills)

Anonymous (ID: f3c153)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13279

>>13277
Im just saying that minion summoner is more ideal for a party to fight.

Anonymous (ID: ba6dfd)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13293

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>>13272
>"Fool! You can't get your lizard boywife pregnant!"
That's quitter talk! I never quit! Mama didn't raise no quitter!

Snake (ID: f60378)Country code: us, country type: geoip, valid: 1  13298

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>>13279
You can't really be a 'summoner' with a Moulder. They just have 'pets' that are heavily modified. Companions you control, essentially. They don't pop out of nowhere, you have to bring them along.

>>13278
You should. It's a really good block. Probably one of the best expansions ever made, you ask me. Super detailed, and frankly 2E Fantasy is exceptional in how it orders jobs.

I'm going to make a cute clumsy ratboy with a rifle far too big for him just to spite you in the mean time.


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