It's alright I get it Pipes, you need to feel all safe and shit. Let me just come over there with and grip on that booty with my big ass black hand and keep it warm for the winter. I'm talking about a basketball grip with one single hand holding the booty cheek. I gotta Costco card, so I keep you all nice and fed, maybe get you some warm soy milk to fill up your belly before you go to bed. Look, Kady knows this because we were just hanging out last week, but Kady knows that I can read your future; you have to let me physically grip your ballsack and I can tell you your future. For a better reading put your balls on my nostrils nigga
I'll be like "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
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