I can't stop killing
DISRESPECTFUL TAX DODGING PESANTS in the name of my king!
I'm a knight! It would be an honor to allow me to bless a marriage by allowing me to sleep with the bride on the night before her wedding.
We're a part of the royal regiment! Are you really going to deny us a place to sleep for the night and some food in our bellies?
We protect you from savages and barbarians! Wait, what do you mean pillaging is morally wrong?
How old is your son now? It's about time the lad became a squire! You should be proud. Oh, no, no. The last one didn't die in battle.. He was -- given the day off! It's your duty to serve! How else are we supposed to carry our bedrolls and keep our blades polished? We're far too busy!
Average Capitalism Fan VS. Average Communism Fan VS. Average Feudalism Enjoyer