Anonymous (ID: 78f0f0)Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: No.2699
File: 1714184200305.jpg (200.15 KB, 850x1275, 20240425.jpg)
Terrible dad jokes
What did one toilet say to the other? You appear a bit flushed.
Why are most people tired on April 1? They've just finished a 31-day March.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the rabbit go to the salon? It was having a bad hare day.
Dad Jokes
Where do birds stay when they travel? Someplace cheep.
I enjoy telling bad puns. That's just how eye roll.
What should you do if your puppy isn't feeling well? Take him to the dog-tor.
Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek? Because they're always spotted.
What kind of felines can bowl? Alley cats.
Why did the man bring his watch to the bank? He wanted to save time.
Where do penguins go to vote? The North Poll.