Sir Fucks-a-lot Country code: blank.gif, country type: blank, valid: No.10886
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Good Morning, Palastine.
In the evening.
Save your money on dating websites and start picking up chicks at the local nursing home. Dementia patients know how to use their gums and they won't remember you afterwards. Yet you'll have an unforgettable experience with dear old Gertrude.
In other News, the modern Soviet Union dedicated the smartest minds in the galaxy and beyond and have discovered that the happiest people in the everything-everything are *drum roll* The North Koreans.
Best Korea welcomes you to join thier community and take part in the joy that is living where the Garden of Eden Evil is hosted and animals talk. Which is why they eat dogs and their children. A normal thing to do under those circumstances.
In Sports, the women's slave trade auction closed this year with six hundred and sixty-six Eskimo chicks being sold to a Mr. Pope Francis for the price of thirteen trillion rubles. Not much is known about Mr. Pope Francis, just that he is believed to run a small village child trafficking service called "da katholik chūch" in a small African country called Italy.
In weather, it's raining cunny juices from the big vagina in the sky. Open wide, and you might just feel slightly comforted by the heterosexuality of drinking vaginal fluid in light of your recent homosexual prostitution for black men behind the local legal methamphetamine dispensary. Remember, it's okey to light yourself on fire for being gay. Fags belong in flames.
This has been your host, Sir Fucks-a-lot